Tea Alignment Chart

Tea Alignment Chart ingredient purist tea must be made from leaves ingredient neutral tea must be made from plants ingredient rebel tea can be made from anything preparation purist tea must be made by boiling the main ingredient to extract its flavor black tea is a tea coffee is a tea pho is a tea preparation neutral tea can also be made by mixing a powder into water matcha is a tea miso soup is a tea kraft mac&cheese is a tea preparation rebel tea can be made by any method so long as the result is a liquid containing a suspension of a solid a clogged gutter is a tea crude oil is a tea saturn is a tea

A 3×3 alignment chart classifies teas by how strictly the ingredients and preparation must follow traditional rules. It starts with black tea and expands into coffee, pho, matcha, miso soup, macaroni and cheese, gutter sludge, crude oil, and even Saturn. The joke is an escalating absurdity in which an increasingly rebellious definition of tea accepts almost anything. EN: A 3×3 alignment chart classifies teas by how strictly the ingredients and preparation must follow traditional rules. It starts with black tea and expands into coffee, pho, matcha, miso soup, macaroni and cheese, gutter sludge, crude oil, and even Saturn. The joke is an escalating absurdity in which an increasingly rebellious definition of tea accepts almost anything.

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