Massive Hi-Chew Monster Review

Tastes amazing!!! Reviewed in Canada on February 4, 2020 Size: 500 g (Pack of 1) I had a dream that a massive hi-chew had murdered my family, it had me so enraged that i ordered these and set out on recreating the monster that haunted me. It took a while but after sticking these together for hours i had the creature infront of me. I ate it and now im able to sleep peacefully. 261 people found this helpful

A fake product review shows a grotesque monster made by sticking together many green and pink Hi-Chew candies. The reviewer claims they recreated the candy monster from a nightmare in which it murdered their family, then ate it to sleep peacefully. The absurdly calm tone and disturbing homemade sculpture create the joke, making it useful as a reaction to bizarre or unsettling behavior. EN: A fake product review shows a grotesque monster made by sticking together many green and pink Hi-Chew candies. The reviewer claims they recreated the candy monster from a nightmare in which it murdered their family, then ate it to sleep peacefully. The absurdly calm tone and disturbing homemade sculpture create the joke, making it useful as a reaction to bizarre or unsettling behavior.

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