Paul Revere Cake Decorating Commentary

A split-screen reaction video shows a bearded man and a red-haired young person watching a chocolatier construct an elaborate glossy chocolate dessert, finishing it with a red rose. The commentator confidently misidentifies the chef as Paul Revere and praises increasingly ordinary details until the absurdly serious commentary becomes the joke; the red-haired viewer eventually walks away in disbelief.

This has got to be chef revere. Oh, yes. It's got to be it's got to be Isn't he one of the world's most renowned chocolate is watching? Yep. It's got to be one of the most renowned Chocolatiers wow in the uh, in the industry It's got to be he can glaze there it is look at the glaze Hmm Paul revere what what's he doing there look wood grain? Oh wood grain. I'm looking I'm looking. Um, um, um. Perfect circle. Perfect circle? Well. Shut the fuck up. Oh. Making a rose now? A whole petal? With the little dog?

• @pokupkabitka / 6779 2022-05-30