Microscope Girlfriend Science

>have gf >shes an autistic medical student >be autistic econ degree who posts on 4chan >she loves science and examines bacterial samples for fun >buy her a microscope for her birthday >we have sex later >cum on her stomach >"wow anon that was great but i need to get up" >think she didnt like the sex >she just wanted put my semen on a microscope slide >shes standing there naked examining my sperm under a microscope >we spend an hour examining my sperm and using stats to determine my fertility >she gets aroused by the sperm density >have sex again I love this woman but our children would be mega autists

На скриншоте поста 4chan мужчина рассказывает о своей девушке — студентке-медике, которая после секса исследует его сперму под микроскопом и статистически оценивает фертильность. Шутка строится на неожиданно буквальном и чрезмерно научном подходе девушки к интимной ситуации, а финальная фраза гиперболически связывает их общую одержимость наукой с возможным аутизмом будущих детей. Такой мем отправляют как абсурдную историю о странной, но совместимой паре. EN: A 4chan post tells the story of a man whose medical-student girlfriend examines his sperm under a microscope after sex and statistically evaluates his fertility. The joke comes from the girlfriend’s unexpectedly literal and excessively scientific approach to an intimate situation, while the final line hyperbolically links their shared obsession with science to their potential children being autistic. This meme is shared as an absurd story about a strange but compatible couple.

• @pokupkabitka / 6508 2022-05-24