Stop Listening to Music

STOP LISTENING TO MUSIC •SOUNDS WERE NOTMEANT TO BE GIVEN NAMES •YEARS OF COMPOSING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing anything beyond SPEAKING •Want to do something else anyway for a laugh? We had a word for that: it was called “YELLING” •“This song is in the key of B. I like this modal shift midway through the second movement” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Musicians have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the sounds and instruments the REST OF US created for them (This is REAL music, done by REAL Musicians): ???????? ???????? ?????????? “Hello I would like a Microtonal Shift please” They have played us for absolute fools

Музыкальный сатирический пост высмеивает сложную терминологию и претензии музыкантов, сравнивая нотную запись, спектрограмму и форму волны с простым криком. Шутка в том, что люди якобы годами создавали музыку, но называют обычные звуки искаженными, будто это интеллектуальное искусство. Такой мем отправляют в ответ на чрезмерно снобские рассуждения о музыке и музыкальной теории. EN: This satirical music post mocks musicians’ complicated terminology and demands by comparing musical notation, a spectrogram, and a waveform with simple yelling. The joke is that people supposedly spent years creating music but give ordinary sounds grandiose names as if they were intellectual art. People send this meme in response to overly pretentious discussions about music and music theory.

• @pokupkabitka / 6332 2022-05-22