Stop Doing Chess Theory

STOP DOING CHESS THEORY • OPENINGS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES • YEARS OF THEORIZING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for PLANNING THE ENTIRE OPENING • Wanted to plan the opening anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “THINKING” • “Yes please give me the ELEPHANT. Please give me the MONKEY’S BUM” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Chess Theorists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the boards & pieces we built for them (These are REAL Openings, theorized by REAL Theorists): ???? ??????? ???????????????? “Hello I would like Slav Defense: Modern, Alapin Variation, Czech, Krause, Wiesbaden, Sharp Line please” They have played us for absolute pawns

Мем высмеивает шахматную теорию и чрезмерно сложные названия дебютов. Автор притворяется, что шахматисты требуют уважения за реальные варианты, хотя их названия звучат как абсурдный заказ, а игроки якобы «разыграли нас вчистую», превратив всех в пешек. Такой мем отправляют как саркастическую реакцию на излишнее теоретизирование, жаргон и ненужную сложность. EN: This meme mocks chess theory and the overly complicated names of openings. The author pretends that chess players demand respect for real variations, while their names sound like an absurd order, and the players supposedly “played us for absolute pawns,” turning everyone into pawns. It is shared as a sarcastic reaction to excessive theorizing, jargon, and unnecessary complexity.

• @pokupkabitka / 6326 2022-05-22