Washington Paratroopers Daily Schedule

APPROVE: President USA Joe Biden DAILY SCHEDULE WASHINGTON PARATROOPERS 06:00 Morning Rise 07:00 Toilet 08:00 Breakfast 09:00 Attack on Russia 12:00 Dinner 13:00 Capture of Moscow 18:00 Ryan Gosling Concert 21:00 Firework

A fake official-looking daily schedule for “Washington Paratroopers,” apparently approved by U.S. President Joe Biden. The absurd itinerary escalates from attacking Russia and capturing Moscow to a Ryan Gosling concert and fireworks, mocking exaggerated geopolitical fantasies and military propaganda. It can be sent as an absurd reaction to grandiose plans or ridiculous political claims. EN: A fake official-looking daily schedule for “Washington Paratroopers,” apparently approved by U.S. President Joe Biden. The absurd itinerary escalates from attacking Russia and capturing Moscow to a Ryan Gosling concert and fireworks, mocking exaggerated geopolitical fantasies and military propaganda. It can be sent as an absurd reaction to grandiose plans or ridiculous political claims.

• @pokupkabitka / 5296 2022-05-02