My Son Is Gay, But I Like Hummus

TIFU by thinking my son was eating hummus when he was actually having gay sex [UPDATE] So yeah, the majority of you were right, they were having sex (I did think it sounded like it). They ate some hummus first, then put it away (didn't do anything at the same time like some of you freaks suggested) and then had sex. My son's boyfriend (I think they're boyfriends) saw the post and couldn't stop laughing, so told my son (thinking it could be about them) who told me because I think he felt a bit guilty about hiding it. Other than that, nothing really exciting happened. We had a long awkward talk, I told him I don't really endorse him having sex but he should really use a condom etc. Now onto the more important thing, hummus. I really like hummus now, I'd never had it before because it just looked kinda disgusting (yellow and sludgy) but I have learnt appearances can be deceiving. It was homemade so I'm going to have to ask for the recipe so I can make some more (I've finished all of it) Also what are some other good things to dip in it? I've tried the obvious things (carrot, cucumber, breads) and any suggestions would be appreciated. A lot of people have recommended Baba Ganoush as well? Is that similar or better than Hummus? TLDR: My son is actually gay, but also I really like hummus

A Reddit-style TIFU update explains that a parent mistakenly thought their son was eating hummus when he was actually having sex with his boyfriend. The son discovers the post, leading to an awkward conversation, while the parent becomes unexpectedly enthusiastic about hummus and asks what to dip in it. The punchline is the absurd contrast between the serious family revelation and the parent’s newfound obsession with hummus.

• @pokupkabitka / 4921 2022-04-23