Massive Spider Has Red Fangs

We couldn’t access the meter Dear Customer, Energex called today 23, 3,16 to obtain a meter reading but was unable to access the electricity meter because: Unrestrained dog Premises were closed Unsure if dog restrained Gate could not be opened Lock could not be opened Other (specify) Massive Spider attached to box.- Has red fangs Please contact your electricity retailer to arrange access.

A utility access notice lists standard reasons why the electricity meter could not be reached, but someone has handwritten “Massive Spider attached to box.- Has red fangs” as the reason. The joke is the absurdly dramatic description of a spider making a routine meter inspection impossible, used as a humorous reaction to an intimidating spider or an irrational fear. tags

• @pokupkabitka / 4806 2022-04-21