Raiden Misses Sloppy Joes

VAMPIRE ATTACK, HUH? ANYWAY...IT'S BEEN A WHILE I HATE BEING A ROBOT SO BAAAAADDDD I HAD A SKINCARE ROUTINE AND EVERYTHING HEY IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD I CAN'T EAT ANYMORE MAN SLOPPY JOES

A Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance video edit shows cyborg Raiden being treated by Snake and a doctor after a vampire attack. Raiden complains dramatically about losing his skin, his skincare routine, and the ability to eat, then says he misses sloppy joes before screaming in anguish. The joke comes from treating his extreme cybernetic transformation like an ordinary personal inconvenience, with the music and groaning making the melodrama even more absurd.

Vampire attack, huh? Happens to the best of us. Anyway, it's been a while. How you been? I hate being a robot so bad! I had a skincare routine and everything! And now I don't have skin! Oh! It can't be that bad. I'm home now. I can't eat anymore, man! I'm, uh... Sorry. You know what I miss? What? Sloppy Joes! I didn't even like sloppy jokes! AHHHHHHHHH!

• @pokupkabitka / 4041 2022-04-04