Every Detective Is the Killer

A man rapidly plays a series of eccentric investigators, changing hats and costumes as each introduces themselves and promises to solve a string of murders. The absurd escalation ends when the final investigator casually admits, “I killed those people,” catching everyone off guard. The joke parodies overconfident crime-show detectives and works as a reaction to someone unexpectedly revealing they are responsible for the problem.

This is the third victim we found this week. We gotta find this killer. That's why I'm here. Todd Phillips, NYPD. I'll be taking this case off your hands. And I'll be taking this case off of your hands. Phil Miller and CIS. So what kind of case we got here? One that I'm about to solve. Anton Lehmann Hook, FBI. Really looks like this killer went at it, huh? So we're gonna have to go at it even harder to find this maniac. Michael Jordan, CIA. I can't wait to find this lunatic. That's why we're not waiting at all. Cornelius Cobb TSA. This kind of behavior isn't gonna fly with me. That's why I'm here to get this guy grounded. Flart McGarkin PhD. God this makes me sick. Tell me about it. Dengas McFlingus TGIF. We got any leads on this guy yet? Only the ones I'm here to find. Dolly Parton, LMNOP. So are we all just gonna stand here or what? I'll go with or what? Splart Flanders, STDPB and Jay. So what do we know? Only what I'm about to tell you. Dennis Rader, BTK. I killed those people. Just like how we're about to- wait hold up, you did what?

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