Babe Please Stop Roy Batty

BABE PLEASE STOP YOU'RE NOT ROY BATTY I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate... All those moments will be lost in time... Like tears in rain... Time to die

A crying woman begs a blue, stoic Wojak-like man to stop pretending to be Roy Batty, while he solemnly recites the android’s famous Blade Runner “tears in rain” monologue. The dramatic rain, melancholic music, and increasingly serious captions make the mismatch absurd: an ordinary person is treating the situation like a profound cinematic death scene. EN: A crying woman begs a blue, stoic Wojak-like man to stop pretending to be Roy Batty, while he solemnly recites the android’s famous Blade Runner “tears in rain” monologue. The dramatic rain, melancholic music, and increasingly serious captions make the mismatch absurd: an ordinary person is treating the situation like a profound cinematic death scene.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beans glitter in the dark near the Tenhouser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears.

• @pokupkabitka / 3476 2022-03-26