How to Pick Up a Duck

How to Pick up a duck So, you’ve found yourself a duck It always runs away when you try to pick it up If you’re behind that should remind you that that’s wrong So get in front of the duck and introduce yourself Hello, Duck My name is Human Name Palm-side up And lift New Achievement Unlocked: “Pick Up A Duck”

A white duck waddles around a parking lot while a person demonstrates a mock-serious tutorial for catching it. After initially chasing the duck, the person gets in front, formally introduces themselves, and lifts it from underneath, unlocking the absurd video-game-style achievement “Pick Up A Duck.” Upbeat instructional music and a possible boing sound heighten the deliberately overdramatic joke. EN: A white duck waddles around a parking lot while a person demonstrates a mock-serious tutorial for catching it. After initially chasing the duck, the person gets in front, formally introduces themselves, and lifts it from underneath, unlocking the absurd video-game-style achievement “Pick Up A Duck.” Upbeat instructional music and a possible boing sound heighten the deliberately overdramatic joke.

How to pick up a duck. Part 3. Common problems and mistakes. So, you've found yourself a duck, but you find yourself chasing after it. It always runs away when you try to pick it up. Don't do this. If you're behind, that should remind you that that's wrong. If you chase a duck, it'll run. So get in front of the duck and introduce yourself and state your intentions. Hello Duck, my name is Human Name and I'm going to pick you up now. Place your hand firmly underneath the duck, palm side up and lift. Congratulations, you're now holding a duck.

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