Everything I Touch Looks Dead

Text on the meme

Everything I touch looks...dead Would you like to work for us? Oh, OK What a talent! You start Monday.

What it means

A cartoon girl discovers that everything she touches appears dead, including a potted plant. A skeletal, grim-reaper-like figure hires her for this unusual talent, but immediately collapses on the floor after she starts working. The meme is used as an absurd reaction to someone whose destructive or disastrous “skill” makes them perfect for a job. EN: A cartoon girl discovers that everything she touches appears dead, including a potted plant. A skeletal, grim-reaper-like figure hires her for this unusual talent, but immediately collapses on the floor after she starts working. The meme is used as an absurd reaction to someone whose destructive or disastrous “skill” makes them perfect for a job.

Objects

cartoon girl / мультяшная девочка skeletal figure / скелетоподобная фигура potted plant / растение в горшке dead plant / мёртвое растение black robe / чёрная мантия ponytails / хвостики striped shirt / полосатая кофта comic panels / панели комикса white background / белый фон floor / пол handshake / рукопожатие collapsed body / лежащее тело