The Tank Abandooner

The Tank Abandooner Has abaonded tank due to rifle fire, suspected mines, mud, dirt on the road, a plastic bag, a hand a barking dog. Has been issued 47 tanks has abandoned 47 tanks Got yelled at by an angry babushka, abandoned the tank "AAAHHHH! Abandoooon tank!!!" Singlehandedly responsible for 27% of russian armored losses Has abandoned every type of tank and armored vehicle in russian inventory at least once. Fuel gauge approaches 50%, abandons tank Had to drive off road, abandoned the tank Has not made it to within 2km of hostile forces before abandoning the tank

A bearded soldier in military clothing and a helmet is surrounded by captions describing absurd reasons for abandoning tanks. The joke exaggerates a supposed tank crewman who abandons every vehicle before reaching the enemy, turning ordinary battlefield hazards into ridiculous excuses. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to someone who gives up immediately. EN: A bearded soldier in military clothing and a helmet is surrounded by captions describing absurd reasons for abandoning tanks. The joke exaggerates a supposed tank crewman who abandons every vehicle before reaching the enemy, turning ordinary battlefield hazards into ridiculous excuses. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to someone who gives up immediately.

• @pokupkabitka / 3039 2022-03-21