Economic Left-Right Biology Chart

Bacteria >Can seize your means of [re]production (STDs, sperm infection) >Most likely to experience mass genocide (inside our bodies and by viruses) >First microbe taken to space (like USSR) Economic- Hydra >Has 'prolife' cells >Can reproduce sexually but usually doesn't, to preserve culture >Actively hunts down and kills other species Economic- Left Virus >Is a minority (in size and numbers) but can wreak great havoc >Constantly evolving >Stays dormant for ages before showing it's true nature Fungi >Used for grilling(mushrooms) >Used for baking(yeast) >Can be good or bad, depending on which ones you choose/prefer Right Algae >Ready to strike up a symbiotic deal with you (Lichens) >Own their means of production (Photosynthesis) >Some Monke are know to eat algae; is a wildlife aesthetic

A parody political compass chart classifies bacteria, hydra, fungi, viruses, and algae into economic-left and economic-right positions. The joke applies political stereotypes such as reproduction, collectivism, exploitation, and autonomy to biological organisms, with fungi placed in the center as useful but morally ambiguous. It is shared as an absurd biology meme or reaction to debates about ideology and politics.

• @pokupkabitka / 2557 2022-03-14