Catgirl Demands to Move In

HELLO MISTER LET ME IN I LIVE HERE NOW YOU JUST KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE SOME VARIETY OF PICKLED TESTICLES IN HERE SOMEWHERE SIGN MY PETITION, DAMN IT! DOESN'T THIS MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE WEAK? AND YOU NEED TO STOP

An animated meme alternates between a cute cat-eared maid insisting that she is the viewer’s new roommate and a heavily armed man from Postal holding a petition. She tries increasingly desperate persuasion, while the man remains annoyed and eventually invokes his “second amendment rights”; the joke comes from the absurd contrast between kawaii anime seduction and crude, violent video-game humor, underscored by dramatic music and siren-like sounds. EN: An animated meme alternates between a cute cat-eared maid insisting that she is the viewer’s new roommate and a heavily armed man from Postal holding a petition. She tries increasingly desperate persuasion, while the man remains annoyed and eventually invokes his “second amendment rights”; the joke comes from the absurd contrast between kawaii anime seduction and crude, violent video-game humor, underscored by dramatic music and siren-like sounds.

Hello, mister. Hi there. Would you like to sign my petition? I'm your new roommate. Haven't you heard? Not a chance. Um... Well, they've arranged for me to live with you. That's clearly wrong. Let me in. No. Why? Look, just sign the stupid petition. I've got stuff to do. Let me in. I live here, meow. No. You... Do yourself a huuuuuge favor... If you let me in. Yeah, yeah, blah blah. These errands aren't gonna do themselves. You see... I'm not just any ordinary girl. There's... there's a huge secret. You just know there's gonna be some variety of pickled testicles in here somewhere. Mh-mmm... It's not a costume. These ears are real. Look! What is this not surprise me? I can move them. Mew, meow. This is so humiliating. You can touch them if you don't believe me. But, Soss, sign my petition, dammit. Don't you watch anime? What if I... get down on my knees and make this post? Ugh. Gary Coleman's autobiography would have been more interesting. Nya, nya? Go, Shizun-sama. Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members? Doesn't this make you feel a little weak? I feel like shit. You are... unusually strong-willed. Frickin' weirdo. Fuck you. Look... I didn't come here to rob you or anything. I... just really... really need a place to sleep. I got you a firm enough action. Um... what are you doing? I feel better already. Fuck me, I better get home. Hold it right there, mister. Stop what you're doing. This is very instant. Hey, I'm just exercising my second amendment rights here, you fucking communist. I am the law. Can you read a stop? No, I am the law. I have a back. Therefore you have publicity. Damn, here I was, minding my own business, just enjoying my second amendment rights. Can you people have to freak out on me? You should be nice to your guests, mister. Hey, I a tola. Uh-huh. I regret nothing.

• @pokupkabitka / 2482 2022-03-12