I Like to Move It Neighbors

>live in cheap-ass apartment with thin ass fuck walls >don't mind, I am a mild-mannered and quiet man and don't even play music >unfortunately neighbours' bed is right next to the wall, and they fuck like 6-8 times per week >too awkward to complain >get better idea >dig out my stereo that I never use, and be prepared >select the best possible song >wait >hear neighbours start to fuck again I LIKE TO MOVE-IT MOVE-IT, I LIKE TO MOVE-IT-MOVE IT >they stop >we wait >they start again I LIKE TO MOVE-IT MOVE-IT >they stop >this repeats >start doing this every time, always have the song prepared and stereo charged >this goes on for weeks >they're silent for a whole three weeks >hear them start again I LIKE TO MOVE IT! >they stop immediately and don't start again >they haven't fucked for 3 months now

A man living in a cheap apartment uses the song “I Like to Move It” to interrupt his neighbors whenever they have sex. After weeks of this prank, the neighbors stop having sex entirely, making the joke a petty but effective reaction to noisy neighbors. EN: A man living in a cheap apartment uses the song “I Like to Move It” to interrupt his neighbors whenever they have sex. After weeks of this prank, the neighbors stop having sex entirely, making the joke a petty but effective reaction to noisy neighbors.

• @pokupkabitka / 1548 2022-02-01