Things to Say During a Fire

THINGS TO SAY DURING A FIRE • “We’re all gonna die” • “Who legally owns this alarm?” • “Let me negotiate with the fire” • “Everyone take the elevator” • “Mannequin challenge” • “Don’t call 911, I’ll handle it” • “Women and children go last” • “The floor is lava”

A black-and-white image of Tom Holland in a suit is paired with a colorful list of absurd things to say during a fire, including denying the danger, negotiating with the fire, taking the elevator, and treating the emergency like a game. The joke is that each line is an obviously terrible or unserious reaction to a life-threatening situation, making it useful as an absurd reaction meme about panic and incompetence. EN: A black-and-white image of Tom Holland in a suit is paired with a colorful list of absurd things to say during a fire, including denying the danger, negotiating with the fire, taking the elevator, and treating the emergency like a game. The joke is that each line is an obviously terrible or unserious reaction to a life-threatening situation, making it useful as an absurd reaction meme about panic and incompetence.

• @eternalclassic / 95908 2026-10-19