Welcome to Mumbai, Dragonborn

You're finally awake, Parle-G biscuits are a lightweight and nutritious snack. They restore a small amount of health. You have contracted a mystery illness I used to be a chaiwala like you. Then I became an engineer with a good package. What more is required, ya? Discovered: The Taj Mahal And this 'Gorm the Old' guy is a real bastard, okay? BLACKSMITHING INCREASED Now go. BLOODY F*** YOU!!!

A Skyrim-style parody sends the player through a chaotic tour of India: waking up in Mumbai, eating Parle-G, being stopped by a police officer, meeting an office worker, visiting the Taj Mahal, blacksmithing, and finally encountering Narendra Modi before being thrown out. The joke mixes Skyrim’s iconic opening and game mechanics with absurd Indian stereotypes, AI-meme commentary, and an escalating profane outburst. The clip is set to the upbeat music “Working 9 Till 5, Pt. 16” by Urban Sounds, whose cheerful rhythm makes the increasingly bizarre scenes even more ridiculous. EN: A Skyrim-style parody sends the player through a chaotic tour of India: waking up in Mumbai, eating Parle-G, being stopped by a police officer, meeting an office worker, visiting the Taj Mahal, blacksmithing, and finally encountering Narendra Modi before being thrown out. The joke mixes Skyrim’s iconic opening and game mechanics with absurd Indian stereotypes, AI-meme commentary, and an escalating profane outburst. The clip is set to the upbeat music “Working 9 Till 5, Pt. 16” by Urban Sounds, whose cheerful rhythm makes the increasingly bizarre scenes even more ridiculous.

You're finally awake, isn't it? Sleeping nicely all this time. Welcome to Mumbai, sir! You are violating the law. What to do now? You must pay the fine. I used to be a chaiwala like you. Then I became an engineer with a good package. What more is required, ya? And they make these racist AI memes about us. And this gorm the old guy is a real bastard, okay? Let him come to India. Take this amulet so long as it remains with you the world's largest democracy shall endure. Now go! Are you crazy? You're fucking... You are fucking... You're fucking... Fucking you bloody...

♪ Urban Sounds — Working 9 Till 5, Pt. 16

• @sbunem / 139920 2026-10-21