Infinite Combo Prime Number Standoff

To win before Bob does next turn, Alice needs to create a large creature token with Zimone by casting Awaken the Woods, and at end step Fling the token. However, Bob with his infinite mana can cast an arbitrarily large Nourishing Shoal, gaining 10^100 life for example. Alice will try to Fragmentize the Monolith that Bob controls. In response he will generate the mana to cast the giant Shoal and he has to pick a number. Then, Alice can cast Awaken the Woods to make her land count a prime number that is bigger than 10^100 so that at end of turn, she can Fling the Primo token at Bob’s face. However, once the trigger goes on the stack to make the token, Bob can Wasteland any of Alice’s non basic lands to make her total land count a composite number, making no token.

Текст описывает абсурдную бесконечную комбинацию в Magic: The Gathering между Алисой и Бобом. Алиса пытается создать токен с простым числом земель и нанести урон, а Боб может выбрать огромное количество жизней и изменить число земель так, чтобы оно стало составным. Шутка построена на математическом противостоянии, где победа зависит от выбора чисел и правил карт. EN: The text describes an absurd infinite combo in Magic: The Gathering between Alice and Bob. Alice tries to create a token with a prime number of lands and deal damage, while Bob can choose an enormous amount of life and alter the land count so it becomes composite. The joke is based on a mathematical standoff where victory depends on choosing numbers and exploiting card rules.

• @ithueti / 18507 2026-07-12