Two AI Jobs on a Resume

Experience Subscriber Anthropic · Full-time May 2026 - Present · 2 mos Claude Subscriber OpenAI · Full-time Jan 2024 - May 2026 · 2 yrs 5 mos ChatGPT

A résumé-style “Experience” section lists the person’s jobs as being a full-time subscriber to Anthropic and OpenAI, with Claude and ChatGPT shown as employers or roles. The joke is that the person’s main professional experience is using AI chatbots, presented as if it were conventional employment. It is shared as a reaction to AI dependence, résumé inflation, or someone spending years talking to chatbots. EN: A résumé-style “Experience” section lists the person’s jobs as being a full-time subscriber to Anthropic and OpenAI, with Claude and ChatGPT shown as employers or roles. The joke is that the person’s main professional experience is using AI chatbots, presented as if it were conventional employment. It is shared as a reaction to AI dependence, résumé inflation, or someone spending years talking to chatbots.

• @ithueti / 18496 2026-07-11