Central Park Data Center Plan

Text on the meme

Central Park is great, but it takes up a lot of space and isn’t utilized to its full potential. That’s why I worked with McKinsey on a plan to make it a state of the art data center, complemented by rooftop parking and nuclear power. We can still build beautiful things.

What it means

A satirical post proposes replacing New York’s Central Park with a massive data center, rooftop parking, and nuclear power infrastructure. The joke mocks corporate urban-planning logic and consulting-speak by treating a beloved public park as underutilized real estate. EN: A satirical post proposes replacing New York’s Central Park with a massive data center, rooftop parking, and nuclear power infrastructure. The joke mocks corporate urban-planning logic and consulting-speak by treating a beloved public park as underutilized real estate.

Objects

aerial city view / вид на город с высоты Central Park / Центральный парк data center / дата-центр rooftop parking lot / парковка на крыше cars / автомобили nuclear power facility / объект ядерной энергетики skyscrapers / небоскрёбы residential buildings / жилые здания river / река urban landscape / городской пейзаж parking spaces / парковочные места industrial building / промышленное здание