Programming So Bad It Saves You

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Almost died today. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me. Luckily, I was programming an OpenGL 1.0 engine in Java with FreeGLUT. He saw it and immediately killed himself. Thank god 🙏

What it means

A programmer claims that a robber entered his house, but the terrible-looking task of programming an OpenGL 1.0 engine in Java with FreeGLUT was so horrifying that the robber killed himself. The joke exaggerates how unpleasant or outdated this programming setup is, making it a reaction to cursed code or painful development tasks.

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