Visa-as-a-Service Pricing Plans

Visa-as-a-Service™ Starter $100k H1B Employer-locked Annual lottery Optional anxiety Pro $1 M Trump Card No lottery Fast-track green card Enterprise $5 M Trump Card+ Citizenship on tap Kids included Tax benefits

A mock pricing table presents immigration options as software service tiers: Starter offers an employer-locked H1B visa with an annual lottery, Pro offers a Trump Card with a fast-track green card, and Enterprise offers instant citizenship, children included, and tax benefits. The joke satirizes the idea of wealthy people buying immigration advantages while ordinary applicants face uncertainty and anxiety. EN: A mock pricing table presents immigration options as software service tiers: Starter offers an employer-locked H1B visa with an annual lottery, Pro offers a Trump Card with a fast-track green card, and Enterprise offers instant citizenship, children included, and tax benefits. The joke satirizes the idea of wealthy people buying immigration advantages while ordinary applicants face uncertainty and anxiety.

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