Firewall Protects the Internet

The Internet Cisco Firewall Protect against Chinese backdoors Huawei Firewall Protect against US backdoors Checkpoint Firewall Protect against Russian backdoors Fortinet Firewall Protect against Israeli backdoors Palo Alto Firewall IDK all the cool kids have them APKSH CONTENT MOTHER RUSSIA SECURITY pfSense Firewall For good luck Internal Network

A diagram shows a chain of different firewalls between the Internet and an internal network, each supposedly protecting against backdoors associated with a different country. The joke escalates through geopolitical stereotypes and ends with a random green firewall labeled “MOTHER RUSSIA SECURITY,” followed by a final firewall added “For good luck.” It is used as a sarcastic reaction to excessive cybersecurity paranoia or stacking security products without a coherent plan.

• @ithueti / 16514 2025-08-01