SQL and ORMs Storage Problem

If SQL and ORMs are bad, how am I supposed to store data? That's the neat part, you don't

An animated man asks how he is supposed to store data if SQL and ORMs are bad. An older man points out that this is the neat part: he does not store any data, parodying the smug “That’s the neat part, you don’t” reaction and joking about impractical database advice.

• @ithueti / 15869 2025-05-02