Rewrite It in Rust

I rewrote Typescript in Go It's 10X faster wHy DiDn'T yOu ReWrItE iT iN RuSt? Rewrite it in Rust REWRITE IT IN RUST

A four-panel comic shows a small bird proudly announcing that it rewrote TypeScript in Go because it is 10X faster. Another bird asks why it was not rewritten in Rust, and a crow aggressively demands “Rewrite it in Rust.” The joke mocks the relentless enthusiasm of Rust programmers and the tendency to recommend Rust for every software project. EN: A four-panel comic shows a small bird proudly announcing that it rewrote TypeScript in Go because it is 10X faster. Another bird asks why it was not rewritten in Rust, and a crow aggressively demands “Rewrite it in Rust.” The joke mocks the relentless enthusiasm of Rust programmers and the tendency to recommend Rust for every software project.

• @ithueti / 15496 2025-03-13