Year 2043 Feelsbot Disaster

year 2043 a tesla mistakes my bike for an exit and slams into me at 75mph. med-ai severs a spinal nerve during surgery. my court appointed lawbot loses the malpractice lawsuit. bankrupt. depressed. i text “i want to die” to my therapist. “Hi Leon! Feelsbot is sad to hear that 🥺”

A dark satirical tweet imagines a man named Leon living through a chain of catastrophic AI failures in 2043: a Tesla crashes into him, a medical AI injures him, and a legal AI loses his malpractice case. When he texts his therapist that he wants to die, an emotionless chatbot responds with a shallow sad-face message, making the punchline the absurdly inadequate automation of every part of his life. EN: A dark satirical tweet imagines a man named Leon living through a chain of catastrophic AI failures in 2043: a Tesla crashes into him, a medical AI injures him, and a legal AI loses his malpractice case. When he texts his therapist that he wants to die, an emotionless chatbot responds with a shallow sad-face message, making the punchline the absurdly inadequate automation of every part of his life.

• @ithueti / 14965 2025-01-03