CEO Asks About AI Exploitation

CEO asked me “what are we doing about Russians exploiting Odays in AI” Meanwhile our servers are on Ubuntu 14, our SRE team quit, IT is pasting bash scripts into the JAMF editor untested, and the CFO has a 2-star chrome extension to make gmail’s font comic sans

A fake social-media post shows a company claiming concern about Russians exploiting Odays in AI while its own infrastructure and leadership are disastrously incompetent. The joke is the hypocrisy and absurd contrast between grand AI security worries and basic operational chaos, including outdated Ubuntu, an absent SRE team, untested scripts, and Comic Sans in Gmail. It is used as a reaction to organizations focusing on sophisticated threats while neglecting obvious internal problems.

• @ithueti / 14847 2024-12-19