Stop Doing Javascript

STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT • DOCUMENTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TURING-COMPLETE • YEARS OF WEB TECHNOLOGY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than HTML FORMS • Wanted to do more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “ADOBE FLASH” • “Yes please connect the Redux thunk to a Suspense. Please instantiate WebAssembly streaming.” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Web Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the computers & compilers we built for them (This is REAL Javascript, done by REAL Web Developers) slack node_modules 807 items ????? ?????? ???????????????? “Hello I would like undefined apples please” They have played us for absolute fools

A satirical programming meme presents a fake manifesto against JavaScript, mocking web development jargon such as Redux thunks, Suspense, WebAssembly, Slack, and bloated node_modules. The punchline is the absurd request for “undefined apples,” implying that modern web developers use powerful tools and computers for nonsensical or overly complicated tasks. It is shared as a reaction to JavaScript ecosystem complexity, developer hype, and absurd programming practices.

• @ithueti / 14814 2024-12-14