Weather-Sensing Boob Machine

I gave myself a b🍒b job you know for self care I found an API with my local weather The motors activate and push the n🍒ples out < 60° but they actually look really good just like real b🍒bs so yes I made a b🍒b machine to fit in on the internet okay love you bye

A woman demonstrates a homemade wearable chest device made from pink 3D-printed breast forms, motors, wires, and a weather API. The nipples mechanically extend when it is cold and retract when it is hot, parodying the idea that real breasts can predict the weather. The deadpan self-care framing and cheerful sign-off make the absurd engineering project funny, while the spoken narration and playful presentation sell the joke. The clip is suited to reactions about overengineering, internet trends, and bizarre DIY projects.

I give myself a boob job because people online tell me I am flat, like all the time, so I'm making a machine to give myself boobs. You know, for self-care. I 3D printed them, but they didn't look real. And that is because real boobs can actually tell the weather. So I found an API with my local weather, I modeled my nipples, got motors, and put it all together. I programmed it to get the weather in real time, so when it is cold outside, the motors activate and push the nipples out, and when it is hot, the nipples go back in. Okay, but it actually looked really good So now I have big boobs and they can tell me what the weather is like based on the length of my nipples Just like real boobs So yes, I made a boob machine to fit in on the internet and I think I also got about it is more. Yeah. Okay. Love you. Bye

• @ithueti / 14798 2024-12-13