HR Fires Everyone Who Feels Stressed

Subject: Time to Chill the F*ck Out or GTFO Hey team, We asked you about stress at work, and boy, did you f*cking deliver. We read your complaints, and guess what? We decided to do something about it. Instead of fixing the shtshow that is our work environment, we’re just going to yeet the stressed-out folks right out the door. Yeah, if you said you were stressed, you’re fcking fired. Effective now. Affected folks, you’ll get the boot details soon. Thanks for making our place a bit less of a stress fest by leaving. Peace out, HR

An HR email announces that employees who reported feeling stressed will be fired immediately instead of having the toxic workplace fixed. The joke is the absurdly hostile corporate response and the sarcastic use of “stress fest,” making it a reaction to dysfunctional management and workplace burnout. EN: An HR email announces that employees who reported feeling stressed will be fired immediately instead of having the toxic workplace fixed. The joke is the absurdly hostile corporate response and the sarcastic use of “stress fest,” making it a reaction to dysfunctional management and workplace burnout.

• @ithueti / 14763 2024-12-09