Exotic Dancing Bar Owner

Experience Exotic dancing bar owner NA · Permanent Full-time Jun 2024 – Present · 5 mos Medellín, Antioquia, Colombia · On-site Exactly what it sounds like. Self Employed 13 yrs 10 mos Algorithmic Trader Self-employed Mar 2014 – Present · 10 yrs 8 mos Chicago, Illinois, United States · Remote I trade CME futures, cryptocurrencies and derivatives. I occasionally trade equities. Experienced in exotic options, swaps and US treasury bonds.

A LinkedIn-style experience section lists someone as an “Exotic dancing bar owner” in Colombia, followed by a long-term career as a self-employed algorithmic trader. The line “Exactly what it sounds like.” makes the intentionally ambiguous job title the punchline, suggesting an unusually literal or suspicious profession. It is shared as a reaction to strange résumés, dating profiles, or questionable career descriptions.

• @ithueti / 14388 2024-10-26