MILF Loves Functional Programming

MILF (* i'm so sorry *) let rec cursed_map f l = match l with | [] -> [] | x :: xs -> f x :: (cursed_map (fun x -> f (f x)) xs) (* i'm so sorry *) let cursed_composer f g = (fun x -> f (g x)) (* i'm so sorry *) let cursed_identity = cursed_composer (fun x -> x) (fun y -> y) (* i'm so sorry *) let ( *** ) f g x = f (g x) let ( ||| ) f g = fun x -> f (g x) (* i'm so sorry *) let rec cursed_chain n f = if n <= 0 then cursed_identity else cursed_composer f (cursed_chain (n-1) f) (* i'm so sorry *) let cursed_final_result = cursed_map (cursed_chain 3 (fun x -> x * x + 1)) [1; 2; 3; 4; 5] (* i lied i regret nothing *) let () = List.iter (fun x -> Printf.printf "%d " x) cursed_final_result man i love functional-programming

A dark-themed code editor displays deliberately cursed OCaml-style functional programming code, surrounded by repeated apologies and ending with “i lied i regret nothing.” The joke is the contrast between the wholesome-looking “MILF” label and the programmer’s obsessive love of absurdly overcomplicated functional code. It works as a reaction to proudly sharing unreadable code or embracing chaotic programming. EN: A dark-themed code editor displays deliberately cursed OCaml-style functional programming code, surrounded by repeated apologies and ending with “i lied i regret nothing.” The joke is the contrast between the wholesome-looking “MILF” label and the programmer’s obsessive love of absurdly overcomplicated functional code. It works as a reaction to proudly sharing unreadable code or embracing chaotic programming.

• @ithueti / 14082 2024-09-23