Stop Using Programmer Language
Stop Using Microsoft Programmer Language Instead of: Say: VSCode VSC*de Jetbrains Jet Noggins project manager scrumbag X x dot com the everything app Neovim Neovim, btw
A parody chart replaces familiar software and tech terms with absurd alternative names, such as calling VSCode “VSC*de” and X “x dot com the everything app.” The joke mocks forced rebranding, awkward corporate terminology, and programmer jargon, making it useful as a reaction to pedantic or ridiculous tech language. EN: A parody chart replaces familiar software and tech terms with absurd alternative names, such as calling VSCode “VSC*de” and X “x dot com the everything app.” The joke mocks forced rebranding, awkward corporate terminology, and programmer jargon, making it useful as a reaction to pedantic or ridiculous tech language.
comparison chart / сравнительная таблицаred column / красная колонкаgreen column / зелёная колонкаwhite text / белый текстsoftware names / названия программVSCode logo text / текст логотипа VSCodeJetBrains text / текст JetBrainsproject manager / менеджер проектаX logo / логотип XNeovim text / текст Neovim
- @ithueti / 13806 2024-08-15
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×800 · 88.8 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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