SSH Is 500 ms Slower

shut up mom ssh is 500 ms slower than normal. MUST INVESTIGATE! the west must be saved son, are you still benchmarking postgresql? You can't just keep doing that all day. millions of computers must be safe

A determined programmer sits at a computer covered with SSH and PostgreSQL logos while his mother asks why he is benchmarking PostgreSQL all day. He insists that SSH being 500 ms slower than normal must be investigated because millions of computers and “the west” must be saved. The joke exaggerates a programmer’s obsessive debugging and presents a trivial latency issue as a heroic mission. EN: A determined programmer sits at a computer covered with SSH and PostgreSQL logos while his mother asks why he is benchmarking PostgreSQL all day. He insists that SSH being 500 ms slower than normal must be investigated because millions of computers and “the west” must be saved. The joke exaggerates a programmer’s obsessive debugging and presents a trivial latency issue as a heroic mission.

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