Guy Meets the Person He Killed

POV: the guy who thought he k*lled and buried you in 2012 runs into you at a bar

A young man in a dimly lit bar reacts with increasing shock and awkwardness while talking to someone he supposedly killed and buried in 2012. The audio plays like an absurd reunion conversation, with him trying to act casual and offer a drink despite believing the other person is dead. It is used as a reaction to unexpectedly encountering someone from the past or facing an impossible, uncomfortable situation.

Oh my god. Oh my god, what are you doing here? I haven't seen you since... yes, since I killed you. That's crazy. Did I not decapitate you? I thought that you had to go back or something. Wait, if you're here, then who did I bury in that cornfield, huh? Alright, alright, how's this sound? I'll buy you a drink and we call it even Steven Seagal. Come on Dallas, come on man I need, I got Dallas in the g- Sorry, sorry, I, how you been? I think I got a heavy pour. This place is fucking dead. So yeah, I've been in LA like two years now, it's great. Have you met my buddy Pat? Say hi Pat. Hey, how you- I thought you killed her. No, it's crazy, right? Great.

• @eternalclassic / 96026 2026-10-21