If You Can't Describe Your Job

Text on the meme

IF YOU CAN'T DESCRIBE YOUR JOB IN 3 WORDS ✕ BULLSHIT JOB I'M A SAAS-BASED FIN-TECH SALES ANALYST ✕ BULLSHIT JOB I DEVELOP & MAINTAIN AUTOMATED CAPABILITIES ✕ BULLSHIT JOB I CREATE SYSTEMS TO RECORD BLOCKCHAIN DATA I ruin date-times REAL JOB YOU HAVE A BULLSHIT JOB

What it means

A hand-drawn comic contrasts three people describing their jobs with elaborate corporate jargon, while the person who says “I ruin date-times” is marked as having a real job beside the Microsoft Excel logo. The joke mocks vague tech-business titles and treats breaking date and time data as more concrete and legitimate than buzzword-heavy descriptions. EN: A hand-drawn comic contrasts three people describing their jobs with elaborate corporate jargon, while the person who says “I ruin date-times” is marked as having a real job beside the Microsoft Excel logo. The joke mocks vague tech-business titles and treats breaking date and time data as more concrete and legitimate than buzzword-heavy descriptions.

Objects

three caricatured people / три карикатурных человека bald man / лысый мужчина woman with red glasses / женщина в красных очках man with rectangular glasses / мужчина в прямоугольных очках speech bubbles / речевые пузыри red crossed marks / красные крестики green check mark / зелёная галочка Microsoft Excel logo / логотип Microsoft Excel red header / красный заголовок black footer / чёрный нижний блок corporate jargon / корпоративный жаргон glasses / очки red earrings / красные серьги