Carnivorous Roombas Will Rise
me: most dust is human skin flakes therefore roombas are carnivorous robots and one day the dust won’t satiate them anymore so they will rise up and devour us all therapist: can we go back to discussing your childhood me: one sec
A person tells their therapist that Roombas are carnivorous robots because dust is made of human skin flakes, and predicts that the robots will eventually rise up and devour humanity. The therapist tries to redirect the conversation to the person’s childhood, but the absurd conspiracy theory takes priority. It is used as a reaction to overthinking, bizarre logic, or derailing a serious conversation with an outlandish idea.
- @ithueti / 11925 2024-02-22
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×589 · 63.4 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, paranoid
- Language
- en
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