JavaScript Would Never Do This

JavaScript would never do this. Boy, 5, Rescued by His Grandfather After Being Bitten, Constricted and Dragged into Pool by Python

A humorous screenshot pairs the claim that JavaScript would never do this with a news-style headline about a five-year-old boy being attacked by a python. The joke is a programming pun: Python is both a programming language and a real snake, while JavaScript is portrayed as harmless by comparison. It works as a reaction to jokes or arguments about Python versus JavaScript. EN: A humorous screenshot pairs the claim that JavaScript would never do this with a news-style headline about a five-year-old boy being attacked by a python. The joke is a programming pun: Python is both a programming language and a real snake, while JavaScript is portrayed as harmless by comparison. It works as a reaction to jokes or arguments about Python versus JavaScript.

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