Just Use Kanban Bell Curve

NO!!! YOU NEED STORY POINTS, BURNDOWN CHARTS, AND PLANNING MEETINGS TO SIZE YOUR SPRINTS JUST USE KANBAN JUST USE KANBAN 34% 34% 14% 14% 0.1% 2% 2% 0.1% IQ SCALE 55 70 85 100 115 130 145

The meme shows a bell curve with three Wojak figures representing different levels of supposed intelligence. The anxious central figure insists that agile teams need story points, burndown charts, and planning meetings, while both ends simply say “JUST USE KANBAN.” It mocks overcomplicated software-development processes and presents Kanban as the obvious solution. EN: The meme shows a bell curve with three Wojak figures representing different levels of supposed intelligence. The anxious central figure insists that agile teams need story points, burndown charts, and planning meetings, while both ends simply say “JUST USE KANBAN.” It mocks overcomplicated software-development processes and presents Kanban as the obvious solution.

• @ithueti / 7994 2022-10-22