Internship Experience Gets Progressively Worse

Software Engineer Google · Internship May 2021 - Aug 2021 · 4 mos Sunnyvale, California, United States this program is slow let’s get an intern a Map and see if he can Reduce the run time Software Engineer Uber · Internship Jun 2020 - Aug 2020 · 3 mos San Francisco Bay Area we’ve run out of adults to sell our app to babies and dogs need rides let’s get an intern to do that Production Planning Engineer Tesla Jan 2019 - Apr 2019 · 4 mos Fremont, California this motor keeps breaking down in the assembly line I think it needs some oi- let’s get an ML intern to look into it here’s a diffusion adversarial clustering neuron that’ll tell you exactly when the motor is about to fail, also sometimes it thinks it’s a muffin Quantum Machine Learning Engineer NetraMark Corp Mar 2018 - Jan 2019 · 11 mos Toronto, Canada Area quantum computer go beep boop you have cancer

The image shows a fake or humorous LinkedIn-style work history progressing from ordinary software engineering internships at Google and Uber to increasingly absurd engineering roles at Tesla and NetraMark. Each job description escalates the use of exaggerated technical jargon, ending with a quantum computer supposedly diagnosing cancer and an AI that mistakes things for muffins. The meme mocks resume inflation, meaningless buzzwords, and the absurdity of applying advanced technology to inappropriate problems. EN: The image shows a fake or humorous LinkedIn-style work history progressing from ordinary software engineering internships at Google and Uber to increasingly absurd engineering roles at Tesla and NetraMark. Each job description escalates the use of exaggerated technical jargon, ending with a quantum computer supposedly diagnosing cancer and an AI that mistakes things for muffins. The meme mocks resume inflation, meaningless buzzwords, and the absurdity of applying advanced technology to inappropriate problems.

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