Remote Work Productivity Report

SO, HOW IS THE COMPANY DOING SINCE WE SWITCHED TO REMOTE WORK? SICK DAYS USED DOWN BY 7% MASTURBATION UP BY 12000% SYNERGY UP BY 4% WAIT... WAIT... YOU MEAN MY EMPLOYEES ARE JACKING OFF ON COMPANY TIME!? THAT'S... THAT'S... ...ACCEPTABLE PRODUCTIVITY

A four-panel office comic shows a manager asking about the company’s performance after switching to remote work. The report says sick days are down, masturbation is dramatically up, and synergy has slightly improved; the manager is shocked to learn employees are masturbating on company time, then accepts it when productivity rises. It is used as an absurd reaction to remote-work habits and questionable workplace efficiency.

• @ithueti / 7802 2022-09-23