How to Solve C++ Problems

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How do we solve all C++ problems? Break ABI Fork C++ Don't write code with UB

What it means

A comic shows a group discussing how to solve all C++ problems. Two people suggest breaking the ABI and forking C++, while a relaxed programmer says not to write code with undefined behavior, causing him to be thrown out of a window. The joke mocks how avoiding undefined behavior would eliminate many C++ problems, while the group prefers absurdly drastic solutions. EN: A comic shows a group discussing how to solve all C++ problems. Two people suggest breaking the ABI and forking C++, while a relaxed programmer says not to write code with undefined behavior, causing him to be thrown out of a window. The joke mocks how avoiding undefined behavior would eliminate many C++ problems, while the group prefers absurdly drastic solutions.

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