Statistics Textbook Through Sewer Grate

Text on the meme

OH NO! MY STATISTICS TEXTBOOK FELL PERFECTLY THROUGH THE SEWER GRATE! WOW, WHAT ARE THE ODDS? I'LL NEVER KNOW...

What it means

A person drops a statistics textbook, which falls perfectly through a sewer grate. When someone asks about the odds, the person replies that they will never know because the textbook is gone, creating an ironic statistics joke. It is used as a reaction to an absurdly unlikely event or a self-defeating situation.

Who

Cyanide & Happiness characters

Objects

person in orange shirt / человек в оранжевой рубашке person in green shirt / человек в зелёной рубашке sewer grate / канализационная решётка statistics textbook / учебник по статистике open sewer / открытая канализация tears / слёзы black shoes / чёрная обувь orange clothing / оранжевая одежда green clothing / зелёная одежда sidewalk / тротуар