Stop Doing C++

STOP DOING C++ •PARSING WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE UNDECIDABLE •YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for more inheritance than INTERFACES •Wanted to nest deeper for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "COMPOSITIÖN" •"Yes, please give me NULL of something. Please give me std::nth_prime_number<281> of it." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what C++ Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the compilers and debuggers we built for them (This is REAL C++, done by REAL Engineers) ???? ?????? ??????????? "Hello I would like an ... please" They have played us for ABSOLUTE FOOLS

Текст высмеивает чрезмерную сложность C++: язык и его инженеры якобы требуют уважения за компиляторы, отладчики, шаблоны и абсурдные конструкции, которые почти не имеют практической пользы. Нижние примеры кода и фраза про запрос «nth_prime_number<281>» усиливают шутку о том, что программистов заставили считать бессмысленную сложность настоящей инженерией. EN: The meme mocks the excessive complexity of C++: the language and its engineers supposedly demand respect for compilers, debuggers, templates, and absurd constructs that have little practical use. The code examples at the bottom and the request for “nth_prime_number<281>” reinforce the joke that programmers have been tricked into treating pointless complexity as real engineering.

• @ithueti / 4661 2021-09-07