Kubernetes YAML Compiles to Hello World

experiments/cursed-k8s-x86 on git main [x!?] ❯ kubectl apply -f cursed.yaml.s --validate=false deployment.apps/nop created experiments/cursed-k8s-x86 on git main [x!?] ❯ as -target x86_64-apple-macos10.12 cursed.yaml.s -o hello_world.o ❯ ld -macosx_version_min 10.12 hello_world.o -o hello_world -lSystem -L /Library/Developer/CommandLineTools/SDKs/MacOSX.sdk/usr/lib ❯ ./hello_world Hello, world!%

A split terminal screenshot shows a bizarre file named cursed.yaml.s being applied as a Kubernetes manifest, then assembled and linked as macOS code to produce a classic “Hello, world!” program. The joke is that the same cursed-looking file works both as Kubernetes YAML and as low-level source code, an absurd developer reaction to clever or horrifying polyglot programming. EN: A split terminal screenshot shows a bizarre file named cursed.yaml.s being applied as a Kubernetes manifest, then assembled and linked as macOS code to produce a classic “Hello, world!” program. The joke is that the same cursed-looking file works both as Kubernetes YAML and as low-level source code, an absurd developer reaction to clever or horrifying polyglot programming.

• @ithueti / 4324 2021-07-02