Backlog Refinement Ancient Runes

Text on the meme

BACKLOG REFINEMENT THINGS FOR NEXT SPRINT THINGS FOR NEXT QUARTER THINGS WE WANT TO BELIEVE WILL HAPPEN SOMEDAY THINGS WE ARE ACTIVELY MISLEADING CUSTOMERS ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE JUST HERE TO MAKE US LOOK BUSIER SCHOLARS DISAGREE ON THE MEANING OF THESE ANCIENT RUNES

What it means

A humorous backlog refinement chart divides colorful task lines into categories, including future plans, misleading promises, and meaningless ancient runes. The joke mocks bloated agile backlogs and the tendency to keep questionable or useless work items to make a team look busy. EN: A humorous backlog refinement chart divides colorful task lines into categories, including future plans, misleading promises, and meaningless ancient runes. The joke mocks bloated agile backlogs and the tendency to keep questionable or useless work items to make a team look busy.

Objects

backlog chart / диаграмма бэклога colored horizontal lines / цветные горизонтальные линии green dots / зелёные точки orange dots / оранжевые точки yellow dots / жёлтые точки red dots / красные точки purple dots / фиолетовые точки blue dots / синие точки brackets / скобки handwritten labels / рукописные подписи rectangular frame / прямоугольная рамка beige background / бежевый фон ancient runes / древние руны project management board / доска управления проектом