How to Build a Horse with Programming

HOW TO BUILD A HORSE WITH PROGRAMMING By @toggl Good Squad C++ You built a HORSE It's way as hell and has lots of dancing parts but just getting the job done JAVA You really want to build a horse. But first you need to build a horse factory JAVASCRIPT You have achieved in different ways You built the horse, but somehow you can't communicate to the horse so the horse is paralyzed. NoSQL You have a fast but powerful horse. But you have no idea where it is COBOL You built the horse in 1921 It can only be tamed by the original creator. No one knows who all the original creators is a dragon. LISP You built a ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( horse C# The horse works best when dressed in a camel costume When you try to use it as anything else than a camel, it gets a bit fussy ASSEMBLY The horse puts out a little gas But you can run! PHP You built a Trojan horse It releases hundreds of tiny horses out of hiding from your house. You just have to wait forever

A programming-themed comic shows different programming languages building or handling a horse in bizarre ways. Each panel caricatures a language’s reputation: Java needs a factory, JavaScript produces a paralyzed horse, NoSQL loses the horse, COBOL is ancient and mysterious, Lisp creates endless parentheses, C# makes a camel-like horse, Assembly is low-level but fast, and PHP creates a Trojan horse. The joke is used as a reaction to compare programming languages and poke fun at their stereotypes.

• @ithueti / 2932 2020-10-12